Hi my friend! Do not worry. It not spam.

Een berichtje van een Russische dame in mijn mailbox. “A real girl who wishes to get acquainted.” Mét foto. Dat zie je niet vaak, en wie ben ik dan om te weigeren? Daarom, speciaal voor Valentijnsdag, een romantisch correspondentie met de bevallige Natalya…


De mail van Natalya
Hi my friend! Do not worry. It not spam. I am a real girl who wishes to get acquainted with you. I have seen your profile on a site. Please tell me more about yourself, your interests.

My name is NATALYA. What is your name? I live in Russia. My age of 28 years. I wish to find new acquaintances and good friendship. And can be and a love!

If you liked my structure write and I will send my photo and video. I hope you all have correctly understood and you write to me the return letter.



De email terug
Dear Natalya,

Thank you for your nice email with the lovely photo.
I am a decent, single man from the Netherlands. Often disappointed in life, but always full of good cheer! I do not judge people on their appearance, only the inner counts!

I hope to hear from you.


Sjon Janssens

Zo. Doel is deze spammer zo lang mogelijk van zijn werk te houden. En daarna, als het even kan, de trap na.
Nu maar wachten op antwoord. Ah, daar is het al.


De tweede mail van Natalya
GREETINGS Sjon!!!! Here Natalya! I very much also am very glad to read your letter. You have answered me and it is pleasant! Today fine autumn day to start correspondence. I hope our acquaintance will be pleasant and interesting. I love Interesting people and new acquaintances. So, we will begin….

To me of 28 years. I live in Russia. I here was born and always a vein. My trade – the hairdresser!))) I very creative person. I love the work and dialogue with people. I adore beauty!!!!

Sjon, necessarily send me a photo. Without a photo “WHO” is difficult to understand it you writes. I like to be photographed and too I will send many photo….

Sjon, write more about you! About your life, your hobbies. Open itself! Open your private world – through letters and through our dialogue. That wanted by you? Simply friendship or is more?

PS – I send you my photos! I hope, you are pleasant)))))

Oei, nu moet ik natuurlijk ook foto’s sturen.


De email terug
Dear Miss Natalya!

Thank you for your long letter with the beautiful picture! I read you are 28 years young. That is nice.

I was born in 1944 but I always say: you are as young as you feel! I love to dicuss life because life is a mystery! Don’t you think so?

I take care of myself well, as you can see on the photo.

People always say I am a real teddybear!

If you like, we can begin to deepening our correspondence.

Yours faithfully,

Sjon Janssens,


De derde mail van Natalya
………….. WOOOW! So it is pleasant… I again read your letter. Sjon!!! Thanks thanks. You have answered me and I am very glad. Really, your letter has improved mood. My mood. We CONTINUE, we continue, we continue… To learn about each other.

…FOR me AGE – AT ALL the PROBLEM! I do not worry about it. Sjon why you search for acquaintance in the Internet? Why? I DO NOT WISH to offend you now, excuse in advance… But I should tell it. I know about a deceit in the Internet. I know many cases when people have been deceived with the help the Internet. I not an exception. I have been deceived in the Internet twice. It was a shock for me then.

DON’T ANSWER ME AGAIN if you are not truthful with me. I do not wish to spend my time in the empty. I do not wish to be deceived again. Please, do not write to me if our acquaintance is only game for you. You cannot deceive me long time. I can understand your intentions very soon.

PLEASE WRITE ME AGAIN if you have serious intentions. Write to me, if you not the deceiver. Maybe, you will be the real friend for me! I search serious, and the self-assured man. The man with whom I can divide the pleasant moments of a life. The man who can substitute a shoulder in a difficult situation. I cannot tell, that I search for love now.

BUT, all is possible in a life. Certainly, I wish to love and be favourite too. The love can suddenly come! The love begins with friendship! Now, I search really for the REAL FRIEND!!! Maybe you my future. I have serious intentions… I have Dream and the purpose.

Natalya your friend!

PS – I very much hope to receive your NEW photos. I already wrote about it. I ask more than your photos. Do not forget… thanks!…. YES! YOU- Teddy Bear…


De email terug
Dear Natalya,

What a beautiful pictures! You look realy pretty with flowers in your hair! But most of all I like your little cross. Nice to see that you are religious. That is very importent for me. Now I know I am dealing with an honest person!

I will be truthful with you, Natalya… I have had a difficult time… My wife Erica has left me for another man. I was very sad for a while, but now everything is okay. To prove it, I send you an official picture where I am signing the divorce papers.

The other man on the photo is Erica’s new husband. You see me smile on the picture? That’s because I am happy to be single again, Natalya! I really am! And just look at Erica’s new husband! Is he ugly or not?

Natalya, I hope I didn’t upset you with this story from the past. Now I live life to the max! I am happy now! And last but not least a picture of a painting I am most proud of.

Made by a real artist, because of my 65th birthday.

Your own teddy bear,



De vierde mail van Natalya
Hello Sjon! Hello new friend Sjon! Thank you! You thought of my last letter. I can assume, you had many thoughts in your head. Sorry if I have forced you to think so seriously. But, it was necessary. I am assured, people should not spend time in vain. We should build the life. We are obliged to make a choice anyhow. You will agree with me? I think yes. Thank’s!

I did not write about myself much in last letters. I am assured, you wish to know more about me. O’k! Now, I’m really I think that I can start to trust you. I hope, I am not mistaken!… So, you already know my name – Natalya! To me – 28 years. My growth – 172 see my weight – 58 kg! At me very sports body! My birthday – 24 Dec. I was born and I live in the city of Tikhvin.

I send you some photo. I love fountains – and we are often photographed about fountains! I like to happen sometimes one and to read the book. I like to walk through park. To admire on the nature! To feel calmness and a pacification. In other day I adore the noisy company. Friends and girlfriends! But I do not love wine, alcohol. Also I do not love smoking. We from the girlfriend very often happen in cafe. I love tea and a cake! MMMMMMMmmm….

I take frequent with myself in cafe my niece. To her – 8 years and she very ridiculous! In general, I very much and very sociable. I love people! My trade – the hairdresser, therefore I much and often communicate with people. I do not know, WHAT EXACTLY I can write you still.

But I think. You will get tired. Your eyes should have a rest. And your head too. Otherwise et \and Russian little girl Natalia – absolutely will confuse you! I can write the HUGE letter.

Also I very much I like to laugh!… I think gradually I can tell you much from my life. But for this purpose time is necessary!… I look forward to hearing.


PS -Sjon! Erica’s new husband is ugly on this a photo. I think you should be happy – having lost the wife. Now you are free and can have a new life! NEW LOVE!!!… This happiness… I also liked your portrait… Very interesting picture!

Hèhè, eindelijk. Ik heb zijn aandacht.


De email terug
Dearest Natalya!

Thank you for your lovely email. I’m very glad you like the pictures I sent you. But they are not as beautiful as your pictures!! You really have a very athletic body!

I myself have a son. His name is Mark. At his birth he had lack of oxygen. Now he plays piano in a brothel. This is a very common profession in Amsterdam. He is very happy now. I think that is the most important thing in life: Happiness! Don’t you think so, Natalya? This is a photo of him. The man in the middle is his piano teacher.

Natalya! I must admit; I immediately looked up your city Tikhvin in the atlas and on the Internet. It looks like a really nice town. In any case, more quiet than Amsterdam, where I live. That is why I like to relax at home.

Dear Natalya, your joyful emails make my day complete!

Hope to hear from you soon,

Your own teddy bear Sjon Janssens


De vijfde mail van Natalya
… Sjon! Thanks about the answer. I very much again to read it!)) I am very glad to continue This correspondence…..

Today I wish to tell you about my family. I hope you you will agree, a family – it is very important for everyone the person???? My family now – mum, the brother, the niece and I! The daddy already is not present with us, he has died for a long time. The brother – Ivan, the niece – vera, mum – Katya… My mum the wonderful kind woman. She very much loves me and the brother. The niece – the present beauty! I adore this girl. We often and cheerfully walk.

I live for a long time independently. But my family is my BACK. My support and a basis for a life. I can always discuss with the brother. I can talk with mum about a life. To laugh with the niece… I love them!

I wish to send you a photo. It I, my brother and the niece. You too can tell to me about your family. It is interesting to me… We should tell much!!!! To be really FRIENDS. To understand – private world…

You know, Sjon. I sometimes think – about Beauty and Heart. What it is more important? Oh, I wish to ask!!! Write what 3 qualities should be in the girl??? That is the most important for you! What she is your princess????

Excuse, I have written the big letter but I so MUCH I wish to tell you. Time a little also would like – to write ALL. I hope you interestingly…. Ciao! (So Italians))))) speak… Bye!… I wait for your letters!


Standaard blabla. Daar doe ik het niet voor. We zetten een tandje bij.


De email terug
My lovely Natalya!

Thank you for your email and the lovely photos! Every time I check my email, I am nervous. Will there be an email from my Natalya? Yes! That is such good feeling.

Natalya, you have a very nice family. I’m jealous! I have been studying your photo’s very carefully. What does that hand gesture (the raising of the forefinger and little finger) mean? Looks very funny!

Let me tell you everything about my family. Except for my brother I only have one nephew. His name is Frans.

He runs his own Chinese restaurant. Last Christmas he and his children visited me because at that time my ex-wife already left. This Christmas he will be skiing. So it will be a lonely Christmas for me, but I bought myself a large, brightly shining Christmas star!

It was rather expensive but that doesn’t matter because I really love Christmas. I think it’s the most wonderful time of the year! Don’t you think so?

A lot of big kisses from your one and only teddy bear SJON

En toen heel lang niets. Is die zak van een spammer me soms vergeten?


De zesde mail van Natalia
….. HELLO! HELLO!… It again Natalya. You probably have absolutely lost me? Or even has forgotten?… EXCUSE. But I write from Cafe. You therefore have not had time to warn… I left.

My trade – the Hairdresser. I and my colleagues left on a seminar, training in Peter. In other city. I have not had time to warn at all absolutely you! I was trained – “Creative colouring of hair.” New technologies. Very interestingly!…

Also my hair used for a hairdress! I worked model for a hairdress on long hair! I – model! Ha-ha-ha!. To me have made very beautiful hairdress!!!! My colleague Tatyana – the master for a hairdress. We has received – the DIPLOMA… The second place!!!!

So, I hope you you will answer me. And we will continue correspondence. I did not forget about letters. Now I again to Tikhvin. I will go to cafe and to wait your letters! To me this correspondence very would be desirable to continue!!!! GOOD LUCK for you!…

By the way, I send you a photo. A photo from competition… It I and my hairdress! I think – very beautifully!!!!! You are pleasant????…

I wait for your letters… Natalya.

Prima! Vrolijk verder!


De email terug
Dearest Natalya,

What a beautiful picture! You are really lovely.

Natalya, you wrote me about the hairdresser. What a coincidence!
Every year I support the school for hairdressing in Amsterdam with money. Not for me because my hair is like straw.

But it is important these young girls will get a proper education and a future. There is a lot of poverty in Amsterdam but for me money is not an issue. I am all by myself.

Natalya, you make me feel young again. Thank you! I wish we could write every day…

A big hug from your one and only teddy bear SJON

En ja hoor, eindelijk persoonlijke aandacht van de spammer:


De zevende mail van Natalya
SJON! It is valid – HAS surprised me!!!! You help – to hairdressers!!! I – too the hairdresser!!!! COINCIDENCE!!!!???… Similar on destiny! You were pleasant to a photo!? I am very glad… I too like THIS a photo. Very beautifully and interestingly… To be model for a hairdress!

By the way, SJON – your hair are completely not similar on straw!!! NO! But I laughed – when have read it!… Very amusing joke!. SJON, it is very good – you give chance for young professionals! For young girls… I think – each person should have chance during a life. EVERYONE!

SJON, I wish to ask you. You will agree to send to me your phone? If you agree – I will be glad a call you once! It is very interesting to me to communicate with you! And I want conversation with you once!

SJON, also I wish to ask – should tell: YOU very much are interesting to me! The manner of ours correspondence very is pleasant! Therefore I ask about other lady!… I wish to be one, unique for you! Your Russian the hairdresser! Your Russian princess – Natalya! ….. A kiss!

En prompt een dag later wéér een mail van Natalya


De achtste mail van Natalya
SJON! Why you do not write to me? I very much worry. I have written you the day before yesterday. Yesterday you have not answered!… You are healthy? I hope – all successfully… teddy bear SJON write to me! I miss about your letters and a photo. You always Very cheerful and your jokes to me very pleasant!…

Your Russian princess Natalya!

Geile foto, heel goed.


De e-mail terug
Natalya! My dear lovely Natalya!

What a beautiful photo you sent me!
I’m all right! Do not worry. You’re the only woman with whom I write. No one else, you are UNIQUE for me!

Natalya, you are my diamond. Your eyes are like ruby. Let me prove that you are the only one for me. December 24 is your birthday. Natalya, mail me your address. I will send you the most beautiful gift that a woman can want! I insist!

O my precious…

Sjon your faithfull teddy bear.


De negende mail van Natalya
.Sjon!!!!!!… Many thanks about the letter. And about expectation. I again LONG was silent… So!!!!! I UNIQUE!????… It impresses!… Sjon, I think – each person is unique for itself and for all… Nobody repeats… But I am glad to be your UNIQUE lady… The lady from Russia!…. Sjon, how your week? How mood??? Here at me – work is a lot of. I very much get tired… And even I want more soon rest… HOLIDAY!!!! I dream to receive it… Soon my holiday!!! I can receive WONDERFUL time for rest….

Sjon, about a gift! It so is pleasant and romantic… Lovely very much… Sjon, at first you INFORM me YOUR PHONE… Number phone!!!! I dream conversation with you… Conversation with mine teddy bear!!!!! I wish to hear your voice and to UNDERSTAND – you a reality… You not a joke and not an invention… Not a Mirage… And not only letters… You are a real man!!!!. …

I wait yours PHONE number….. Mine teddy bear!……………… teddy bear + the Russian UNIQUE princess =???????… What to turn out at us?????… The future????… Thanks about a photo! Very much I love your portraits… You the darling!

Jammer, geen adres. Natalya wil alleen maar bellen. Ik had haar een snoepketting willen sturen, in een mooi juwelendoosje. Wat nu? Oh wacht, daar is ze weer.


De tiende mail van Natalya
SJON!teddy bear!teddy bear!teddy bear!….. Why you do not write to me? I very much worry. .. Your letters, jokes and a photo quite suffice me…. Sjon, can talk is better through phone????? What do you think????…. WRITE YOUR NUMBER!!!!! Very much I ask you…

By the way, Sjon – that you think about a meeting!!!!!?????… Can to us is better will meet? And to celebrate Christmas and my Birthday together??? It is chance for us!!! The chance – is better to know us… And to be together… What do you think???…. Your UNIQUE Russian princess Natalya!

Nu moet ik toch met een telefoonnummer over de brug komen. Wacht, het nummer van Ivo Opstelten, is dat ergens te vinden? Ja, onderaan deze pagina.


De e-mail terug
Natalya, you wrote me two times in a row!! I am so happy! I want to kiss you too.

It is best to call me at work. My number is 0031703707911

An assistent will pick up the phone. My surname “Janssens” is a very common name in Holland, so it is better to simply ask for the “Opstelten Department”. I am in charge there.

Many kisses everywhere,

your faithfull teddy bear, full of desire

Ivo Opstelten die een Russische spammer aan de lijn krijgt. Helemaal goed.


De elfde mail van Natalya
Sjon! How your life? What news at Sjon????… Sjon, I very much and very sad… I tried a call on your number – THREE DAYS!!!! But each time me – do not understand. Probably my English – too bad… I call – each time different voices – the girl or the guy answers… I ask – I ask to call you! But – ALAS the RESULT is equal – the ZERO!

They me – do not understand……. ACCIDENT!!!! I grieved leave away…. So, Sjon – I ask give me a gift – WRITE MOBILE OR HOUSE number… I dream to hear your voice and to laugh with you…

Really you do not wish to hear me!????? Inform other number…. My life! Work, the house, vanity. Here WINTER! Snow and it is cold! I grieve sometimes…

Often I think about you. About Sjon!…. Recently our first meeting has dreamt me!!! You have presented to me smart White roses. White roses – mine the favourite!!!! I adore them!…

Sjon, I often think about us. Also I think about our meeting. Once? Can be? When????… What do you think about it????…. Good luck for you Natalia

Even wat verwarring stichten:


De e-mail terug
Natalya, what do you mean? I never presented you white roses. You must be honest!! Is there another man? I need to know!!!!

I am confused now. Did you really try to call me? If so, I will immediately dismiss my four personal assistents.

Be honest with me Natalya. No more games.

I want to be with you…

Your teddy bear Sjon


De twaalfde mail van Natalya

Sjon! YES! I tried many times a call you… Probably my English bad and me do not understand… You can simply give me other number – number house or mobile…. It is a problem?????…

About ROSES. It was my imagination, my dream – WHITE ROSES!!! I love roses white. Therefore I wished to receive a bouquet at our the first meeting… But now I do not know…. You doubt?????… The fact!!!…

Sjon, write to me more soon…. Inform phone number – not the worker. That I could a call you!!!! …. GOOD LUCK!


De e-mail terug
My lovely Natalya,

I do not understand. I spoke my personal assistent. She told me she doesn’t remember you. She must be lying, so I fired her. Now I have a new personal assistent. He is a man, not a woman, so it must be all right now.

Natalya, I made a video especially for you. Forgive me, I am very clumsy with computer technology but I did my utmost. This video is about all the things I love. YES, I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW I LOVE YOU!

Natalia, let me call you! What is your number? Or come to Amsterdam to celebrate the New Year! It is not too late! I can also come to you. I will stay in a hotel. No problem! Let us start the new year together. It is not too late!

Your teddy bear Sjon


De dertiende mail van Natalya
Sjon!…. I SAW video!!!!! It so is interesting!!! I saw you!!!!… BUT! I do not understand – THAT you speak… What is language???

I very much And to SEE very glad now you… It is IMPROBABLE pleasure!!!!… You – real and I hear you, I see you….. Sjon who removed you? When have made this video???? It is your office?????… WHAT DO YOU SPEAK? Write me the text – which you spoke!!!!…. I want I want I want conversation with you!!!!!!…

Sjon, about a meeting. Now I have ahead HOLIDAY… 2 months! What do you think???? If I will arrive to you…. To be with you? To show you my feelings and my love???? What do you think? It is possible?????….

Sjon tomorrow I again attempt the CALL you…… By the way, I HAVE no phone. Otherwise I would inform it you at once!!!!…. GOOD LUCK to you. I wait!

I ADORE YOU!…. You my teddy bear !

Op naar een tragisch eind…


De e-mail terug


I have cried for many days.

You tell me you do not have a phone. But you also said you called me several times. Why you deceived me? WHY?????

I dismissed four of my personal assistents because of you! What a fool I was!

I still love you Natalya, but clearly you don’t love me. I can not handle this anymore. This is enough. I want to be alone for ever and ever and ever. Goodbye…

Sjon, your teddy bear


De veertiende mail van Natalya
Sjon!…. I thought HOW MUCH IMPORTANT to be TOGETHER!!!!! It is important for me!… Now I understand it more strongly… And I understand you! I also worry…. Sjon, about a trip to you! YES! YES! YES!… I very much want it…!!!!!


Ach, hoe wreed is de liefde. Nu nog even de spammer voor de rest van zijn leven opzadelen met een schuldcomplex.


De e-mail terug

Dear Miss Natalya,

My name is notary De Vries. Unfortunately, I have sad news to share with you. Ten days ago Mr. Sjon Janssens committed suicide.

Please accept my deepest sympathies on this tragic loss.

Two days before his death, Mr. Sjon Janssens added you to his last will. As he described: “the only woman I really loved.”
In his testament he gives his entire interest in the real property (which is his residence in Amsterdam) to you.

However, he has only given your email address. Therefore I ask you to contact me, so that the relevant home may be transferred to you – according to Dutch law.

Again condolences with the death of Mr. Janssens. I hope to hear from you soon.

Yours faithfully,

Notary De Vries


De vijftiende mail van Natalya
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